HORNY HOUSE OF HORROR (Japan, 2010)
Directed by: Jun Tsugita
Starring: Saori Hara, Mint Suzuki, Asami, Yuya Ishikawa, Akira Murota, Demo Tanaka
Poor Nakatsu (Yuya Ishikawa) is the ultimate 40-year-old virgin. His buddies are giving him grief about his upcoming nuptials and, even worse, he recently quit their baseball team. What a loser! Determined to put some hair on his chest they use their last night out to give him a bachelor evening to remember, showing him how the other, hornier, half lives. Fortunately for them, they don’t have to go far. The brand new Shogun Massage Parlor has mysteriously appeared only feet from their baseball field, and its prices for a little below-the-waist fun are to die for. Literally. After an encounter with the fabled Butt Wall, the men select their babes and then they’re led, one-by-one, to the private rooms where riotously macabre fates await them. Perverts, meet phallus-gobbling blades, acidic lube, and sexual sushi. Trust us when we say you do NOT want these girls feasting on your “lucky direction roll” any time soon.
With the killer ladies consuming patron after oblivious patron, the remaining guests team up with beautiful sex worker Nagisa (Saori Hara, Sex and Zen 3-D) in a rowdy, hilarious and completely blood-splattered attempt to destroy this horny house of horrors and take down its mysterious, unseen boss for good!Directed by Jun Tsugita (writer of Mutant Girls Squad), this gruesome, sinfully slapstick comedy turns the concept of Japanese “Love Hotels” on its severed head. This time, when the johns check in, they don’t check out. Featuring a cast of sexy AV idols (including last year's NYAFF guest Asami!) and an unstoppable barrage of splatteriffic effects by the one and only Yoshihiro Nishimura (Tokyo Gore Police), you’ll think twice about throwing down a paltry 3000 yen to spend some time with these girls… because the tip’s not included at Shogun Massage Parlor and these women usually opt to take it from you in blood!
Also screening with Horny House of Horror:
DARK ON DARK (Japan, 2010)
Director: Makoto Ohtake
Starring: Makoto Ohtake, Fuko, Kitaro
This deadpan short film is the directorial debut from Makoto Ohtake, a well-known Japanese comedian and actor since the 80’s (he’s worked extensively with Takeshi Kitano and the popular City Boys troupe). Ohtake himself plays a two-bit talent manager taking his outrageously endowed adult video talent out into the world, from retirement homes to the offices of the prime minister, bringing world peace to everyone using nothing more than the power of his star’s enormous breasts resting on troubled brows.